Hey, Portia Young, weekend co-anchor at WISN-Channel 12, I-Witness needs your help. Every time I go to Brown’s Ham House, especially if your co-worker and weekend co-anchor DeMarco Morgan is there, the men are always asking when are we going to bring you down for lunch (as if we’re your agent or something). This has been going now for almost six months.

To show you how bad it is, guys bring their dates to the restaurant and all they want to do is talk about you. I can’t get my groove on because of you. Most say, "Oh, all I want to do is just meet and look at her." When I grow up, I’m going to be just like girlfriend. Holla!

Now my sista, I know you got it going on, but can you help a brother and sista out (The brother and sista being I-Witness and DeMarco) so we can eat in peace?